Since my life is a bit sad and frightening at the moment, I want to tell you my joke of the day now:
This morning I went to the pet shop to get some hay for our guinea pig. After I had paid, the till lady asked whether I would like to take some information about auqariums for free. I said: „Not thanks, I only have a guinea pig which you can’t really put in a basin full of water.“ The lady lady was really sorry, because she had mixed me up with a former customer and she gave me some guinea pig food for free. But I really had to laugh.